This site uses some custom hacks to quickly knock out vaguely html compliant and CSS compliant* pages.
I didn't want to use JavaSript and I wanted it to work on my iPhone and Firefox. Given that these are standards compliant browsers, I didn't have any trouble. I'm assuming nothing works in Internet Explorer.
The whole thing was written in about 30 minutes in php using vim via ssh.
The whole site is powered by site.php - enjoy. Of interest may be the top template, bottom template and this very page.
* it isn't fully CSS compliant because I wanted rounded edges on the top elements :( - but close enough